Top 5 Things Dad Taught Us (That Mom Never Could)

No doubt, Mom taught us most of the life skills we need to survive in this cold, hard world…..But you gotta give Dad some credit for some gems of his own!

In honor of Father’s Day, I wanted to share with you the “Top 5 Things Dad Taught Us” (That Mom Never Could)….Haha!

Enjoy! And Happy Father’s Day to all you Dads! Keep on Rocking!

1 Always blame the dog for that “smell”

2 Every team commits pass interference, but ours

3 “Road House” isn’t a movie……it’s a spiritual journey

4 You can sneak booze into a football game in a Pringles can

5 The only place to pee on a golf course is behind a tree

Honorable mentions: Chicken wings are a meal, Shirts are dish towels with a collar, and Shorts can never have enough pockets.