Happy Earth Day!

In honor of the greatest planet in the universe, here’s a list of the “Top 5 Things the Earth Would Say If It Could Talk”………

1 “My favorite band? Duh…..ME, Wind, and Fire”

2 “Like my belly ring? I call it the St. Lous Arch….”

3 “I know climate change is bad…..but it’s pretty cool to get hotter with age…..”

4 “That’s not a globe….It’s Mini-Me”…….

5 “The only thing worse than getting mooned is looking at Uranus…..”