We all know cars have so many “smart” features these days…..So many “bells and whistles” that if you’re like me, you’ll never figure them all out!

But, think about this: What if your car could talk? What would it say to you?

Well, that thought prompted me to come up with a list of the “Top 5 Things Your Car Would Say If It Could Talk”……..See if you agree:

1. “Finger out of the nose, Captain Kirk”

2. “Oh, I guess that STOP sign was just a suggestion….”

3. “Come on, you live 3 minutes away….Can’t you wait to dig into the McDonald’s bag until then”?

4. “Go ahead. Stop at the Strip Club. I won’t tell her.”

5. “Why do you always listen to this idiot on the radio”?