Name A Cockroach After Your Ex And Watch It Get Eaten

couple holding a broken heart

By @emilyontheradio

Valentine’s Day isn’t happy for everyone. If you’re still feeling sour about an ex, the San Antonio zoo has your back. “Cry Me A Cockroach” returns to the zoo this year and you can name a roach after your ex for $5 and watch one of the animals eat it. Talk about closure.

If your ex REALLY SUCKED, you can shell out $20 and they’ll name a frozen rodent to a snake. If the animal food chain gives you the creeps, the SA Zoo has introduced the new “herbivore” option this year where they’ll feed a plant (I’m thinking a leaf?) to a non-meat eater in your ex’s name.

Not in San Antonio? Hey, me neither. Thanks to technology, you can watch all this on the zoo’s Facebook live on Valentine’s Day. I would eat beforehand though.

Support the zoo and name a cockroach after your ex HERE!