I have received a \”gently used\” sofa or chair from family over the years, especially when I was just getting started on my own. But I don\’t think…no, I\’M ABSOLUTELY SURE I was never so desperate that I would have taken a USED SOFA FROM A STRIP CLUB!! There\’s only one appropriate home for these stained articles of furniture: a landfill~

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