Okay, ya’ gotta give this guy credit for trying to pull a fast one over on police. A 32-year-old man got creative recently when he wiggled out of his ankle monitor and then attached it to three smiley face balloons in hopes of throwing off the police. Cops caught up to him and he was arrested on felony charges all because he didn’t think this one through: the 3 helium balloons weren’t strong enough to hold up the ankle monitor. Come on, dude! If you’re gonna pull off this kinda ‘Ocean’s Eleven’ getaway, spring for at least 10 or 20 regular balloons and maybe one BIG smiley face balloon~
–Greg Browning / Morning Show Host / 104-5 WJJK
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