Top 5 Things You Don’t Want To Hear On April Fool’s Day

Happy April Fool’s Day!

Hope you have fun and hope all your pranks go off without a hitch!  Don’t forget the rules of April Fool’s Day!

Yeah, there’s rules!  CLICK HERE/HOAXES.ORG to see the rules!

And when you’re pulling those pranks, having that fun, doing your thing, here’s “5 Things You Never Want To Hear On April Fool’s Day”:

1.     “Oh, that’s not a fart machine.  I had chili for lunch.”
2.      “I don’t get it.  The package said the knife would retract.  Hang on, I’ll get the first aid kit!”
3.      “Since I misplaced the rubber poop, I decided to go with the next best thing…”
4.      “Uh-Oh…..the joy buzzer triggered Nana’s pacemaker!”
5.      “Wow, that snake popped out of the can of chips pretty hard!  Just keep that ice pack on your eye for about 10 minutes….”

Have a great day!  Thanks for listening and thanks for stopping by!