A recent poll finds that our top New Year’s Eve resolutions for 2026 are losing weight and being happy.
Both totally unoriginal and both totally impossible.
I say “lower the bar”……”aim lower”……make your New Year’s Resolution something that is E-A-S-Y! You know, something achievable, something anyone can maintain!
Choose from one below, my Top 5 New Year’s Resolutions Anyone Can Maintain:
1. Spend More Time With Your Kids……………………………………Teacher! She’s smokin’ hot!
2. Reduce Workplace Stress………………………………………………..Quit your job!
3. Exercise…………………………………………………………………………Your right to sunbathe in the nude! I mean, come on, it’s your front yard!
4. Eat Healthier………………………………………………………………….Portions of ice cream!
5. Be Happy……………………………………………………………………….Your employer doesn’t drug test!
Good luck! Here’s to 2026! Cheers!
