The New Year’s Resolutions are off and rolling! If you go to the gym, you’re going to notice a slight increase in numbers of folks on the treadmills for a while….and some folks might have even hired a personal trainer to help guide them and assist them in achieving their goals.
Hopefully, if you hired a personal trainer, you’ll never hear the statements below:
“I’m a fitness instructor not a miracle worker, lard a**.”
“Did you ever stop eating over the holidays? Like, once?”
“I’ve never said this to anyone before, but I think you should just start wearing stretch pants.”
“I wish I’d thought to call you to play Santa at the office Christmas party.”
“I can help with your body, but that face…..whoa!”
“To heck with it, let’s just go to Dunkin’ Donuts and work on your personality.”
“And a-one, and a . . . You know what, let’s stop there. I don’t wanna watch you jiggle anymore.”
“How funny! I help you lose weight by making you exercise. And you help me lose weight by making me puke when I see you in yoga pants.”
“To help us get really pumped up, I’ll put on my Nickelback techno remix.”
“You can either pay me in cash or in long, sweaty hugs.”
Best of luck with those New Year’s Resolutions! You can do it!
