Regardless of whether you were “naughty” or “nice” this year, you’re going to get Christmas presents. It’s like how you basically have to tip a server even if they’re terrible. Or how we have to elect one of these idiots president.
And who knows? You might be on Santa’s “Naughty List”……but how did you get there? Chances are it’s one of the items listed below.
A new survey found the top 10 “NAUGHTY” things we did this year. Check ’em out . . .
- 57% faked being sick to get out of doing something.
- 52% used their kids as an excuse to get out of doing something.
- 33% threw trash in a recycling bin.
- 33% lied to their significant other about where they were going or what they were doing.
- 29% had sexual thoughts about their significant other’s friends.
- 27% gossiped. Which seems WAY too low.
- 19% of people in relationships cheated. Which seems kinda high, right?
- 17% cheated on their taxes.
- 8% bullied someone.
- And 7% of the people who found a purse or wallet KEPT it. Remember, Santa’s watching….he’s always watching.
