So, not too long ago, we chatted about a HOA that didn’t want residents to give out full-size candy bars this Halloween, because they didn’t want residents of the neighborhood to feel “pressured” into giving out the full-size bars as well. Oh boo-hoo! (Emphasis on the “boo”. haha!)
And time to look at your Halloween candy. What are the top things the candy you give out at Halloween say about you?
Glad you asked, here ya go:
- 1. MILK DUDS: I like making parents pay to replace their kid’s fillings.
- 2. TOOTSIE ROLLS: I think the stuff used to patch tires counts as candy.
- 3. SOUR PATCH KIDS: I don’t think there’s such a thing as “too much sugar”.
- 4. COINS: I use Halloween as an opportunity to clean out the ashtray in my car.
- 5. RAISINS: I’m prepared for trick-or-treaters to egg my house.
And here’s some of the honorable mentions:
WHOPPERS: I’m the only soul on earth who thinks people like Whoppers.
PRETZELS: I don’t understand the point of Halloween.
SKITTLES: I couldn’t decide between candy or gum.
NECCO WAFERS: I was born in 1912.
Happy Halloween!
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