A flight attendant went viral recently after saying that families with small children should board planes last. Pre-boarding is just more down time for children to be bored!
So, while reading that article, I thought of some other rules that we need for flying. See if you agree:
- If the person in front of you leans their seat back, you get to lay your legs across their armrests.
- Anyone who gets bumped by the drink cart gets a free cocktail.
- If a passenger spends more than 5 minutes in the bathroom, the door automatically pops open.
- The number of pretzels in a snack bag must be higher than the number of hours that the flight lasts.
- Anyone who tries to start a conversation on a flight longer than an hour gets a parachute and a shove!
Happy Travels!






