Top 5 Things You’re Missing Out On If You Don’t Drink Coffee

Are you a coffee drinker?

If not, YOU are missing out!

Coffee fans agree, they can’t get through the day without their precious brew…..their morning cup o’ mud…..their go-go juice!

And you might say, “What am I missing out on?”  Glad you asked!  Here’s the Top 5 Things You’re Missing Out On If You Don’t Drink Coffee:

1.     Brown rings on all your furniture.
2.      Forcing conversation with a co-worker because you’re waiting for the coffee to brew.
3.      Turning your teeth the color of sandstone.
4.      Baristas calling you “Lonnie” when your name is “Larry”.
5.      Wasting 7 bucks on a Caramel Macchiato because you drove off with it still on your roof.  Ooooooops!

Thanks for stopping by!  Talk to ya soon!  I gotta go!  I need another cup of coffee!  🙂