Saturday is Valentine’s Day.
And if you won’t be celebrating this year because you don’t have a significant other at this particular time……well, that makes some of us extremely jealous!
Here’s 5 great things about being single and getting out of Valentine’s Day:
- When you shop for a car, you can walk right past the mini-vans!
- You can leave the toilet seat up. Or down. Heck, you can just pee in a bucket! Who’s gonna complain?
- Guess who’s always in the mood for “whoopee” when you are? You!
- You can have a beer for breakfast. Think of your pal, Ronny, who has to drive 3 kids to basketball practice bright and early. It’s orange juice for Ronny!
- You can wear whatever you want around the house and not be judged.
And whether you’re single or happily involved in a relationship, hope you have a wonderful Valentine’s Day weekend!
