This is crazy! The cost of losing an employee these days costs a company approximately $45,000.00!
And a lot of companies can’t afford that much to terminate an employee, so here’s a list of
The Top 5 Things We’d Do At The Office If We Knew We Couldn’t Get Fired:
- Take TWO chocolate-iced donuts from the Friday morning donut box.
- Rip that “Don’t Touch” post-it off Bob’s lunch and proceed to eat Bob’s lunch.
- Tell the boss’s daughter that we don’t want to buy any Girl Scout cookies this year.
- Write “You look old” in the birthday card being passed around.
- Steal toilet paper, pens, and notepads. (OK, steal more toilet paper, pens, and notepads.)
Keep livin’, keep laughin’, keep lovin’, and always, Always, ALWAYS: KEEP ON ROCKIN’!
