It’s the second Friday in January, AKA “Quitter’s Day”.
This is the day that 80% of people start “losing steam” on their New Year’s Resolution and decide to just “throw in the towel”, “pack it in”, “hang it up”, yeah QUIT!
And if you’re looking for an excuse, a reason to “call it a day” with your resolution, just check out these perfectly legit reasons to “bow out gracefully”:
- Canceling your gym membership will save you $35.00 a month!
- If you don’t eat those Twinkies, they’ll just decompose in a landfill and pollute the earth.
- Spending a lot of time with your family only reminds you how much you really don’t like them.
- If the Good Lord didn’t want you to cuss, he wouldn’t have made you a Colts fan.
- Your drinking keeps bartenders employed 2 nights a week….OK, 5 nights a week…..OK, EVERY day of the week!
