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This quite possibly is one of the strangest ‘theft reports’ I’ve ever heard of: a missing walrus penis. Yea, go ahead and re-read the end of that last sentence. A bar called Donkey’s Place in New Jersey apparently had a bone that was the remains of a walrus penis that they displayed in their establishment for years. I’m sure it was to get a good giggle out of customers, especially after having one too many beers. Now keep in mind, the average walrus weighs 2,200 pounds with many measuring 9 to 12 feet in length! So just imagine how big his, um, privates are! As you’ll see in the video below from one of the bartenders from Donkey’s Place, this thing is pretty big! Can you imagine being the police officer who showed up to fill out the theft report?!
Now when I saw this story, it reminded me of something my dad owns: a racoon’s penis. Before you get the wrong idea, I think it was a ‘gag gift’ that a taxidermy friend had created and gave to my dad as a birthday or retirement gift. And to look at it, you’d never guess what it really was! I think I’m just gonna stick with my lucky rabbit’s foot~
@donkeysplacecamdenWe want our “bone” back! Please help!♬ original sound – Donkeys Place Camden
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