The bad news: Summer is coming to an end.
The good news: Still time for you to hit the swimming pool if you haven’t had a chance to do so yet. Most pools are open until just after Labor Day.
And if you haven’t been to a pool this summer, thought I’d share with you the Top 5 things you’re missing out on……
1. Men who shouldn’t be shirtless, women who shouldn’t be in bikinis, and kids who shouldn’t be peeing in the pool.
2. A band-aid bobbing in the same water you just accidentally swallowed.
3. The intoxicating aroma of chlorine, suntan lotion, and urine.
4. Grandmas hogging half the pool for water aerobics.
5. Fungal infections after walking barefoot in the locker room.
CANNONBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
