Do you have older brothers and sisters? If “yes”, then you can totally relate to this list, and probably add to it!

Here’s the Top 5 Things Our Older Siblings Taught Us:

1. Regardless of what our birth certificate says, our name will forever be “Butthead”
2. The top part of our ear is meant to be repeatedly flicked while we are challenged to do something about it.
3. When it’s time to divvy up Halloween trick-or-treating hauls..they get the peanut butter cups..we get the whoppers.
4. If we get the same teacher they had, that teacher must explode in joy and rave about how great they were.
5. If they straight-arm our heads, we can’t reach them no matter how hard we swing.

Honorable mention: It’s not enough to pin you down, they have to act like they are going to spit on you. If we try walking to school with them, we’re dead. We will forever “suck”.