Okay, the San Antonio Zoo wins ‘Best Valentine’s Day Promotion’ again! They’re bringing back their promotion that for a $5 fee, you can name a cockroach after one of your exes and then watch it be fed to another animal at their zoo! If that ex really did you wrong, you can feel the revenge by naming a frozen rat after them and then enjoy seeing it be fed to a python snake! Incredibly creative fundraiser for the zoo! I’ve said this before, but the Indianapolis Zoo is totally missing the opportunity to copy this event.

(side note: who is the smokin’ hot ex in this video at the :16 mark?!?!)

Cry Me A Cockroach is baaaaack! Take this opportunity for revenge and name a roach, rat or leafy greens after your ex, and we’ll feed it to our animals on Facebook!

To name your roach, rat or leafy greens after your ex visit: https://t.co/yATE8Jqdj8#CryMeACockRoach pic.twitter.com/MozFshchrT

— San Antonio Zoological Society 🦏 (@SanAntonioZoo) January 19, 2021