Who Thought Taking Out The Trash Could Be So Fabulous? So Striking? So SEXY?

Is it too late to change my occupation?  I was thinking maybe a trash collector?  You know, I could even write a song similar to Van Halen’s “Ice Cream Man”……”I’m your nice trash man….stop me when I pass you by…..Oh, my, my…..”  Haha!

One catch:  I want to collect trash in Nicola Matthews neighborhood.  Why you ask?  CLICK HERE/BOREDPANDA.COM for the answer to that question!