Michigan City Man Loses Body Part During Argument With Girlfriend?!

A 38 year old Michigan City, IN man learned the hard way to always wear pants around an angry girlfriend. The couple supposedly got into an argument over his alleged infidelity, and as “the victim” was heading out the door, his girlfriend, let’s just call her THE CLAW, supposedly reached down and grabbed his scrotum! Cops were called to the scene and as the report reads in part, the victim “reached down and picked something up that had rolled onto the ground”. This poor guy somehow maintained his composure and told the police, he told police  “his testicle had just fallen out onto the ground.” He was transported to the hospital and The Claw was arrested. Not since the days of Lorena Bobbit have men everywhere cringed! Here’s more on the story from the Hearld Argus who first reported:

Testy Girlfriend Leads To Missing Testie