Dateline, Clearwater, Florida…a 53 year old woman who was arrested on burglary charges was searched, only to find something very odd tucked inside of her. Sheriff deputies describe their “detailed search” where they unearthed a CRACK PIPE in Florida woman’s rear end! Okay, when was the last time you even had ANYTHING GLASS IN YOUR UNDERWEAR OR PANTS?!?….let alone stuck up inside of you?! Not sure if this criminal just forgot her purse, but I can think of several other places other than my buttocks as a storage compartment. I will gladly start a GoFundMe page to help buy this woman a Fanny Pack and a cork. Who’ll pitch in $5? Here’s the story from the Smoking Gun: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/crack/crack-pipe-in-crevasse-285314
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