So, things in your relationship just not going well…..you want out….Pat Benatar’s song “Heartbreaker” comes to mind…..
“You’re a heartbreaker, Dream maker, a love taker…Don’t you mess around with me
You’re a heartbreaker, Dream maker, a love taker….Don’t you mess around, no no no…”
But you can’t find it in your heart to break up! It’s tough….you feel stuck….what do you do?
Now, the AC/DC song “Dirtee Deeds Done Dirt Cheap” come to mind….
“If you got a lady and you want her gone, But you ain’t got the guts…..
She keeps naggin’ at you night and day, Enough to drive you nuts-
Pick up the phone, leave her alone….It’s time you made a stand
For a fee, I’m happy to be your back door man…”
And no, not talking the “m” word there, but you need help when it comes to breaking up….well….for a FEE, Breakupshop.com is happy to BE…..your solution!
It’ll cost less than $40.
They have several options. The cheapest is a breakup text for $10 . . . the most expensive are a phone call or a personalized letter, both of which cost right around $30 . . . or $40 if put a 2-hour rush on it.
You can also pay to add on a gift to help the person get over you . . . they offer things like Netflix gift cards, “The Notebook” on Blu-Ray, and cookies.
If you’re not looking to end your relationship, but think you’re pretty good at dumping people, they’re also HIRING. You can be a freelancer who writes breakup texts, emails, and letters. But there’s no word on how much they’ll pay.
You can check out the service at BreakupShop.com.
