Ladies, do you think your boyfriend is “Mr. Right?” He may not be after you check out “The Top Signs the Guy You’re Dating isn’t Marriage Material.” Take a look below…recognize any of these:
He has a tattoo. Of an Xbox controller.
He promises that after 10 dates, he’ll stop bringing his mother.
He can barely even commit to a cellular plan.
You thought the candles all over his apartment were a romantic gesture. Turned out they shut off his electricity.
He has a huge collection of cars: Mostly Matchbox and Hot Wheels.
Whenever someone proposes on a TV show, he yells, “No, don’t do it! It’s a trap! She’ll suck the life right out of you!”
The two of you do everything together: Go purse shopping, listen to Beyoncé, watch Ryan Gosling movies . . .
He has unrealistic goals in life. Like, to be free and happy.
When you ask him if he wants to shop for rings, he says, “Onion or shower curtain?”
His speech at his brother’s wedding was, “RUN!”
It’s the little things he says. Like, “Hi, I’m Tiger Woods.”
He learned everything he knows about being open and honest from Brian Williams.
Every conversation you have inevitably turns to him recounting the graphic details of his sexual reassignment surgery.
You’ve convinced yourself he has Tourette syndrome based on the way he jumps and slams his laptop shut when you enter the room.
He lives by one simple philosophy: Why waste money on floss, when you’ve got a never-ending supply of back hair?
There ya go…if you said “yes” to any of those, you might want to re-think things a tad….but nonetheless…Good Luck out there!!!








