The Robb-log

Remember, Aunt Mavis only needed a box of Twinkies to get her J-Lo look:

Women Hospitalized After Bogus Butt Boosts.

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So... How 'bout this weather, huh?
I've lived in places like Chicago and South Bend, so I'm familiar with winters like this.   That said, if I see Old Man Winter on the street, I'm going to punch him in the throat.

What did you get for Valentine's Day?
Rejected... again.

Did you give up anything for Lent?
Macrame, Brussels sprouts and ice dancing.

Best remedy for a cold winter's night?
Hot chili with a splash of bourbon for flavor, Irish coffee and listening to my show 7p-Midnight.

March Madness is coming; who ya got in the Final Four?
I'm a Butler grad so I have to pick my alma mater -- Go Dawgs! -- plus Kansas and Kentucky.   The last one is tough: my brain tells me to pick Michigan State [Don't sleep on Sparty] but my heart says it just might be Purdue's year.

Made any St. Patrick's Day plans yet?
Bart, Lisa and I plan to put the speakers on the ground, turn up some Barry White and lure all the snakes into the house so they can escape the Whacking Day mob.   I love the sexy slither of a lady snake.