Guys who wear toupees have been the butt of jokes for decades. Unless you\’re paying top dollar like Elton John, many pieces can be spotted. And that was the case for a guy trying to smuggle drugs from Columbia to Spain last year. He was hiding nearly $34,000 worth of COCAINE in a bag. The bag was hiding on his body (no not down there!) Cops found it tucked under his toupee! Click below to see the priceless mugshot~

 (source The Smoking Gun via Facebook)